KALEIDOSCOPE

Joke

GO TO THE BEACH

A man had been in business for many years and his business

was going down the drain and was full of debt. He was seriously

contemplating suicide and he didn�t know what to do.

So he went to his Priest to seek advice. He told the Priest

about all of his problems in business and asked the Priest

what he should do.

The Priest said �Take a beach chair and a bible and put them

in your car and drive down to the edge of the ocean. Go to

the water�s edge. Take the beach chair out of the car, sit

on it and take the Bible out and open it up. The wind will

rifle the pages for a while and eventually the Bible will

stay open at a particular page. Read the Bible and it will

tell you what to do.�

The man did as he is told. He placed a beach chair and a Bible

in his car and drove down to the beach. He sat on the chair

at the water�s edge and opened the Bible. The wind rifled the

pages of the Bible and then stopped at a particular page. He

looked down at the Bible and knew immediately what he had to do.

Three months later the man and his family came back to see the

Priest. The man was wearing a $1,000 Italian suit, his wife was

all decked out with a full-length mink coat and the child was

dressed in beautiful silk. The man handed the Priest a thick

envelope full of money and told him that he wants to donate

this money to the church in order to thank the Priest for

his wonderful advice. The Priest was delighted. He recognizes the

man and asked him what advice in the bible brought this good

fortune to him.

The man replies: �Chapter 11.�

P.S. For those unfamiliar with American Law, Chapter 11 refers

to declaring bankruptcy and removing all of your debt. In modern

years, some people have developed the practice as a strategic

financial decision.


CONCERTS, PLAYS AND EXHIBITIONS

January 26

Kazakhconcert. Opera �Love and Death�. At 6:00 p.m.

Russian Drama Theatre. K. Galdoni �Amusing Episode�. At 6:00 p.m.

New Scene. A. Mariengof. �His Imperiality Buffoon Ivan Alexeevich Balakirev�. At 5:00 p.m.

January 27

Russian Drama Theatre. R. Riz �Double Play�. At 6:00 p.m.

Russian Drama Theatre. Small Scene. A. Chekhov. �Uncle Vanya�. At 6:00 p.m.

New Scene. A. Chekhov. �Seagull�. At 5:00 p.m.

House of Culture AKHBK. L. Minkus. �Don Quixote�. At 6:00 p.m.

January 28

Kazakh Drama Theatre. R. Mukanova. �Angel with the Demon�s Face�. At 6:30 p.m.

Russian Drama Theatre. M. Bulgakov. �Cabbala of Hypocrites�. At 6:00 p.m.

Main Scene. B. Ratser and V. Konstantinov. �Diogenes� Lantern or Money on the Barrel�. At 5:00 p.m.

January 29

Kazakh Drama Theatre. M. Gaparov. �Salt Desert�. At 6:30 p.m.

State Philharmonic. Evening of Ballet. State Ensemble of Classic Dance. Under leadership of the USSR People�s Artist B. Ayukhanov. At 6:00 p.m.

Russian Drama Theatre. Sukhov-Kobylin. �Krechinsky�s Wedding�. At 6:00 p.m.

New Scene. A. Volodin. �My Elder Sister�. At 5:00 p.m.

From January 14

to February 16

�Tribune� Gallery. The exhibition of Kazakhstan�s artists. Painting. Graphics. Sculpture.

It is open daily from 11:00 a.m. till 7:00 p.m. without Sundays.

From January 19 to March 8

The Saint-Petersburg Wax Museum in the archeological museum�s building. The exhibition of wax figures of prominent historic statesmen and artists as well as people registered in the Guinness�s records book. Exhibits from the cabinet of curiosities.

It is open daily from 10:00 a.m. till 6:00 p.m. without lunch-breaks and Sundays.

Firm �Insel� V.B.


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